dick straw

Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.

1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again

2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.

by Goldenkitty April 04, 2017

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missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 09, 2017

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straw-lighting

A combination of the straw man logical fallacy as well as gaslighting psychological techniques typically used to win an argument or degrade another person.

My girlfriend was really straw-lighting me in an argument we had.

by ZeroOne01 November 04, 2019

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Sour straw

A gay mans penis

Mike: Did you see the video of the man calling a rainbow candy dildo a sour straw
Chad: yea it was funny asf

by Dudodo March 19, 2019

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Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 08, 2020

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