spoon

to kiss.

Oh, that is an old definition from a standard dictionary. If you like watching old movies this is probably what they mean.

She had nice gams, but the moll also had a look in her eye that told me this was no time to spoon.

by Denonotative March 24, 2004

spooning

where a man (usually a very tall man) with the use of a verybig spoon churns milk to make cheese.

francise was spooning cheese last summer

by Brof Brofferson March 03, 2009

Spooning

When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).

Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.

by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 04, 2011

Spoon

An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly

Reginald, you spoon.

Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

by sonneblom July 16, 2006

spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.

spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY

by computerfreak May 14, 2007

spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.

Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!

by Mecca January 09, 2006

Spoon

An insult used by geeks to make fun of lesser geeks, meaning they are "nothing" or "a waste of air" Taken from the Matrix quote "There is no spoon." Insult origin by Devin McDermott

He tried to kill me with an assault rifle in Halo. What a spoon.

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott March 18, 2004