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Socialist

A left-wing extremist who would rather see law-abiding citizens get murdered than to see them kill in self-defense. Don’t believe me? Ask a Socialist how they feel about the Stand Your Ground Law.
I promise you, every dislike you’re going to see on this definition is going to be from another sack of shit Socialist who didn’t like me blowing the whistle on their pro-criminal/anti-law-abiding citizen agenda.
by RedPilledPatriot October 30, 2021
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Champaign Socialist

Someone who pretends to advocate for the working class but actively discriminates against people from a lower socio-economic background. This can take of the form of various types of ways such as being condescending towards the less educated, and those who lack similar economic opportunities or cultural exposures. Particularly it can perpetuate a type of class war through culture and education, or climbing a hierarchical ladder in a socialist organization, while also discrediting and demeaning other people's viewpoints given their perceived education and privileged socioeconomic upbringing.
God, I can't believe that champaign socialist tried to get that person fired for saying something mildly controversial, even though they might have a family to support or could be struggling with addiction.
by Kntevn June 26, 2024
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PT's Socialist Democracy

PT's Socialist Democracy, also Lula's Socialist Democracy, PT Socialist Democracy, Lulist Socialist Democracy, Lulopetist Socialist Democracy or Revolutionary Socialist Democracy, is a political system that aligns democracy with socialism and with the principles of the PT (Workers' Party) and Lula. The PT's socialist democracy is well characterized for being defended by the PT's municipal and state leaders, contrary to the conciliatory policy of the PT's federal leaders. The PT's socialist democracy was theorized and synthesized by Marxism-Leninism-Lulism and as a response from several PT members in response to the coup attempt on January 8, 2023, which would be a justification for Lula, the PT and the allied parties to become Brazil into a Socialist Democracy and adopt a constitution based on socialist democracy, democratic socialism and cooperative ownership.
The PT's Socialist Democracy as a concept emerged as a meme on r/GenLula (also r/GenLula2 and r/genlula3) and also in PT and Lula groups that defended and defend that Lula should have used January 8, 2023 as a justification for the PT to go even further to the left and turn Brazil into a socialist democracy.
by TheAnunnakiTankie June 21, 2023
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Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set
Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album
by RustyLi July 31, 2018
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Aquarium socialist

An aquarium socialist is part of a left wing minority in a generally anti-left wing party, usually liberal or conservative in nature if not name. They are generally kept around in a tokenistic manner to foster the myth that the party they are in is democratic and ideologically pluralistic, but are never allowed to attain any serious power within that party. The more right wing factions in the party will behave as aggrieved narcissists and begrudge them forever if they succeed for a while in attaining power over the party despite their efforts.

Examples include progressive Democrats in the USA and the left wing of the UK Labour Party (for most of the last 40 years)
"No we can't split the vote by having an actually left wing party, we have to vote for the lesser evil or <greater evil> will win."

"Bro, we've been doing this shit your way for decades and got nothing to show for it. We'e tried voting for the lesser evil and impotently whining that we're still stuck with evil. It hasn't worked, it won't work. Stop being an aquarium socialist and help us build a real alternative."
by Il Senza Preteze May 14, 2025
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Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
by BlankShouter March 17, 2023
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Socialist Mob

The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.
After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.
by SilverCurbsideProphet July 25, 2023
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