First used in the Brittish TV show Spaced.
If someone is telling a boring story "Skip to the end" can be used to speed things up.
If someone is telling a boring story "Skip to the end" can be used to speed things up.
Daisy: Dear Tim - Please forgive the letter; I'm feeling a bit confused. Everything seems to have changed recently. We all seem to be drifting apart like leaves from once-green oak -
Tim: Skip to the end.
Tim: Skip to the end.
by lordkilljoy November 6, 2009
Get the Skip to the endmug. A slang term used to express an unwillingness to do something.
Also; Skip that noise, Skip your noise, Skip their noise, etc.
Also; Skip that noise, Skip your noise, Skip their noise, etc.
Person 1: Hey, I heard Stephenie Meyer is coming to sign books! Wanna go see her with me?
Person 2: Skip that noise! What are you, a faggot?
-OR-
Party Host: Who wants to play Scategories!?
Party Goer: Skip this noise, lets go to a bar.
Person 2: Skip that noise! What are you, a faggot?
-OR-
Party Host: Who wants to play Scategories!?
Party Goer: Skip this noise, lets go to a bar.
by SuckitMerriam June 29, 2009
Get the Skip this noisemug. When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023
Get the Skipping Rocksmug. by woahimbomb April 10, 2009
Get the Speed Skippingmug. by infinitylies April 11, 2010
Get the skip facemug. The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.
Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!
Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"
Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"
Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011
Get the swole skippingmug. The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.
by TheFooz February 28, 2017
Get the porn-skipmug.