crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

by Riled October 6, 2015

Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.

Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.

by Noronha March 6, 2016

Shoting

English slang for somone thats dealing

Oi Gezza i know a brehdem shoting some potent

by Greg Osborne (Rev) August 14, 2007

school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.

"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"

by samj241 May 16, 2006

shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.

She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"

by KinkyVill November 20, 2016

Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.

Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.

by poodleshooter January 10, 2009