taunton river

A river of pure shit.

My shit last night was so disgusting that I thought it was the taunton river.

by Bruno from Bad Larry December 12, 2007

River rock

A river rock is a solid hard turd, followed by raging diarrhea!!!

Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

River Heckling

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."

1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.

by Slipkid July 18, 2006

River Roach

Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.

That girl is nothing but a river roach.

by RustyHooker August 1, 2020

butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.

dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night

by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021