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taunton river

My shit last night was so disgusting that I thought it was the taunton river.
by Bruno from Bad Larry December 12, 2007
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River rock

A river rock is a solid hard turd, followed by raging diarrhea!!!
Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!
by stevetotheo April 13, 2015
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river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.
My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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River Heckling

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
by Slipkid July 18, 2006
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Nurse Rivers

The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.
Adam mocks Nurse Rivers and his team's losing record after the Lakers win the 2009 NBA Finals.
by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009
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River Mermaid

A slut or promiscuous person, esp. flirtatious young women who reside at cottages/cabins during summertime.
"Man, your neighbor is hot!"
"Oh, Zyn? Yeah, she's a total river mermaid."
by panicmania April 18, 2013
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mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick
Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom
by Mudslides May 8, 2018
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