occulus reparo

A magical spell which is used in the reparation of spectacles. This is the first spell performed by Hermione Granger in the popular Harry Potter books/movies.

Harry: "Fuck me Ron. I just broke my Goddamn glasses."
Ron: "Hang on a minute, and I'll go get that cooz Hermione."
Hermione: "Oh Harry. It looks like you broke your glasses. If I fix them, can I get bratwurst in my fun bucket."
Harry: "You bet your sweet ass."
Hermione: "OK. Here goes. Occulus reparo. See good as new. "

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

repackaged

To recreate a celebrity; give him or her a new image.

Bill Cosby's image was repackaged from his early days for his leading family show, The Cosby Show.

by Bakari July 29, 2008

retahded

An adjective commonly used in Toronto Canada's east end to describe a female as extremely good-looking. The phrase, originally known as "retarded-hot", was created to differentiate between a girl who was merely attractive, to one who was "ridiculously good-looking". After a few months the word "hot" was dropped and it is speculated the pronunciation of "retarded" was changed due to the originators of this term being big Saturday Night Live fans.

"Hey Jordo, tell me about that chick you met last night, was she hot?"

"She's retahded"

by D-Roach April 18, 2008

repast

An Ebonics term for a family meal or gathering directly following a funeral.

The repast will be held at the church following the internment.

by chryslerfan October 7, 2013

iphone repair

We're not sure if it's animal, vegetable, or mineral, but it's what the techs at www.iPhone-repair-new-york.com (248 W. 35th St, New York, NY 10001 646-688-5385) eat, breathe, and sleep. Rumor has it it was reverse engineered by NASA after the Roswell Crash, but I also hear Chuck Norris invented it after round-house kicking the universe into existence.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my iPhone and now I need iPhone repair.

by iphone repair man May 18, 2011

Wyotech-Approved Repair

Any repair that is deemed unsafe by normal, sane people but will give you a passing grade at Wyotech.

Using Body Filler to build a new Quarter Panel is a Wyotech-Approved Repair.

by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011

stuck elevator repair

When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.

Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011