rectum ruin

1. To extremely ruin ones asshole to the point of no saving.2. To fist ones ass so hard that their guts shoot out of their mouth creating a whirlwind of guts.3. To eat a spicy food then sit on the golden throne for hours screaming and crying for several hours

Dude did you hear about that rectum ruin I gave Katy last weekend.... Yeah dude she will be ruined forever

by The Ten Inch Turd May 3, 2018

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

rectum rattle

when you fart uncontrollably.

eg. she did a horrible rectum rattle in the car.

by sadbutrad_104 February 3, 2018

Rectum Ranger

(noun) Someone who rapes another person in the ass.

Other examples include "Butt pirate" and "Ass Explorer

-"I was attacked by a large, creepy, rectum ranger."

by Chili_Dawg June 26, 2006

Pulsating Rectum

When the rectum violently pulsuates (orgasmically) from sexual stimulation.

Andy gave the Captain one hell of a pulsating rectum last night.

by Tony Yayo March 16, 2004

rectum wrecker

Yet another word for a gay man

Stay away from him, he is a rectum wrecker!!!

by Phantom farter December 30, 2009

rectum romeo

a faggot, fudge packer, elton john

elton john & karim mihr. YOUR DAMM STRAIGHT. Found this on the back of a toilet door - 07960562840

by Joyboy November 3, 2003