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Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
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Sri rita

A beautiful girl , hot, sexy and very kind person that i ever met. She’s have a cute face, beautiful pair of eyes, and also her smile sweetest as a bee that always kill me. She’s the one who got all my attention and also my love. Fun fact about she is, she always have a ways to made my day and also make me feel like iam the happiest man ever. Im so lucky to have her in my life i swear to god.
Iloveyou so freaking much Sri rita
by Syxbil 23 nov 2021 November 22, 2021
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Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive
Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex
by Corna124 October 2, 2020
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Eat At Rita's

The art of going down on a woman. Get after it like a watermelon eating contest.
No need for dinner. I'm going to take her home and eat at Rita's. Hope she likes it ears deep!
by Rita's biggest fan September 5, 2017
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Sri rita

A beautiful girl , hot, sexy and very kind person that i ever met. She’s have a cute face, beautiful pair of eyes, and also her smile sweetest as a bee that always kill me. She’s the one who got all my attention and also my love. Fun fact about she is, she always have a ways to made my day and also make me feel like iam the happiest man ever. Im so lucky to have her in my life i swear to god.
Iloveyou so freaking much Sri rita <3
by Syxbil 23 nov 2021 November 22, 2021
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Escort Rita

A lány akit arra használsz, hogy csaj is legyen a társaságban nrm a legszebb, de azert megbasznád
Escort Rita nem jófej vagy különleges de legalább lány
by Idkhimbidkhim September 16, 2020
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