When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.
Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
by bambanubz July 08, 2021
quan.tum ex.plode (kwontahm eksploed)
-verb
definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.
-verb
definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.
1. My load just quantum exploded, missing her face by several plains of time.
2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!
2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!
by Gnirps Eibbor February 11, 2009
Quantum tunneling refers to the phenomenon in quantum mechanics where a particle has a finite probability of crossing through an energy barrier or potential barrier despite lacking the necessary energy to overcome it based on classical physics. This behavior arises due to the wave-like nature of particles at the quantum level. Quantum tunneling allows particles to "tunnel" through barriers, enabling them to reach regions that would be classically inaccessible.
"In quantum computing, qubits can exploit quantum tunneling to tunnel through energy barriers, facilitating more efficient computation processes."
by F L P May 16, 2023
A term used to describe having an amount of rizz that is comparable to the power of quantum physics.
by The Quantum Rizzer October 18, 2023
A branch of philosophy often concerned with the law of attraction and metarizzics. The theories of quantum rizzics often boil down to confidence combined with poetic and clever speech tends to attract mates, particularly in heterosexual relationships.
There is ongoing debate on the mechanisms of quantum rizzics, which has stirred up controversy in recent years. Contrary to popular belief, the subject is not inherently used for womanizing and instead solely studies how positive thinking/expression and reasoning capabilities attract mates often more than appearance.
There is ongoing debate on the mechanisms of quantum rizzics, which has stirred up controversy in recent years. Contrary to popular belief, the subject is not inherently used for womanizing and instead solely studies how positive thinking/expression and reasoning capabilities attract mates often more than appearance.
by Omar54789 August 29, 2023
" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.
"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"
"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"
by dv1d June 24, 2017
Quantum Fusion is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
by AnonymousSwagBag May 10, 2013