Skip to main content

quantum boredom

The act of being bored while you're supposed to be doing something else, leading you not only to be bored of the theoretical task but also being bored because you're doing nothing at the time.
Matt: Fuck, I'm procrastinating on this programming assignment because I have no motivation but yet the looming assignment makes it so I can't play Pokemon!
Stephanie: So you're bored of something you're not doing, and bored of not doing anything?
Matt: Well shit, I guess I have quantum boredom.
by futuresushi October 25, 2010
mugGet the quantum boredommug.

Quantum Extraphysics

Quantum Extraphysics is a hypothesis about quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics whete there are quantum states of matter on extraphysical level. Where both, quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics are the same thing on different levels of nature.
"Quantum Extraphysics is a really mindblowing hypothesis, it might be useful to explain extraphysical superposition and quantum afterlife."
by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021
mugGet the Quantum Extraphysicsmug.

Quantum Rizzics

A term used to describe having an amount of rizz that is comparable to the power of quantum physics.
by The Quantum Rizzer October 17, 2023
mugGet the Quantum Rizzicsmug.

Quantum Tunneling

Quantum tunneling refers to the phenomenon in quantum mechanics where a particle has a finite probability of crossing through an energy barrier or potential barrier despite lacking the necessary energy to overcome it based on classical physics. This behavior arises due to the wave-like nature of particles at the quantum level. Quantum tunneling allows particles to "tunnel" through barriers, enabling them to reach regions that would be classically inaccessible.
"In quantum computing, qubits can exploit quantum tunneling to tunnel through energy barriers, facilitating more efficient computation processes."
by F L P May 16, 2023
mugGet the Quantum Tunnelingmug.

Quantum Rizzics

A branch of philosophy often concerned with the law of attraction and metarizzics. The theories of quantum rizzics often boil down to confidence combined with poetic and clever speech tends to attract mates, particularly in heterosexual relationships.

There is ongoing debate on the mechanisms of quantum rizzics, which has stirred up controversy in recent years. Contrary to popular belief, the subject is not inherently used for womanizing and instead solely studies how positive thinking/expression and reasoning capabilities attract mates often more than appearance.
It seems like Dave doesn't need a wingman, he attracts partners on his quantum rizzics already.
by Omar54789 August 29, 2023
mugGet the Quantum Rizzicsmug.

Quantum truth

A fact who's degree of truthiness changes upon observation.
" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.

"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"
by dv1d June 26, 2017
mugGet the Quantum truthmug.

Quantum Catalyst

Quantum Catalyst i.e

The starting factor in any and every existence...

Also The reason for the big bang' boom...

Quantum Catalyst can be also identified as a person/persons

This person may be an entity of divine enlightenment...
This isn't the agent we sent for ...?!?...

Are you sure sir?

Well yes he looks like an "Average Joe"...

He's certainly not sir ...

He's a Quantum Catalyst...

His reach is Multiuniversal ...

His skills have no issues...

Okay we will send him to the beginning ...

Sir do you mean the Big Happening?

No, yet yes but when the Quantum Catalyst gets there it'll become the Big BadaBoom!!!

*Alternatively The Big Bang...

To obtain a friendship with one which is a Quantum Catalyst one must enter a state of awesomeness 👌...
by Realm Leaper February 25, 2023
mugGet the Quantum Catalystmug.

Share this definition