P's and Q's

p's = paper as in money

q's = measurement of drugs

"on my p's and q's"

song by kano

by g-unit-gal June 11, 2006

P's and Q's

Shaortening for "Pints and Quarts", which were the two main measurements for drinks. Whereas now we use pints, half pints, shots etc, there used to be Pints and Quarts.

Whehn things got rowdy, as they tend to do in pubs, you'd normally hear something like "Mind your Pints and Quarts" and a warning or some such. this was shortened to "mind your P's and Q's"

"Mind your P's and Q's"

by MrJR December 28, 2005

P's and Q's

(Term of phrase used by some and understood by few...)

P's = Priorities
Q's = Qualities

"Mind your P's and Q's."

In lamens terms: Always remember that you have "priorities" in life, and the "qualities" of your character will help you achieve them...

by Skaughty Dawg February 1, 2007

Angry Q-tip

when your girl is giving you heads right before ejaculating grab that bitches hair turn it to the side and release your load in your bitches ear now shes angry cause she looks like she has the cotton from the Q-tip hanging from her ear.

My bitch michael got mad that i did an angry Q-tip on him now he has to clean his ears.

by johnny whittherspoone January 6, 2009

Anna Q'Wanda

A transvestite who has a big penis; hung tranny. A word play/juxtaposition of: Anaconda and the name: Wanda.

Gerold is an Anna Q'Wanda, never wanting to use his lower boa.

by WeHo2020 May 4, 2010

P's and Q's

A packet of M n' Ms in GTA V. Probably means something else comedy-wise that I don't know.

GTA Online player 1: Let's go buy some P's and Q's!
GTA Online player 2: Okay!

*Blows up car*

by ersd123fastman June 1, 2016

John Q. Adequate

Exellence incarnate.

JQA is the hottest, toughest, smartest and coolest stoner/journalist ever. Also, highly articulate and the proud owner of the most voluminous pen0r this side of the Atlantic.

Boy, you pimpin' like John Q. Adequate!

or

My mother was so glad to see me, as if I were John Q. Adequate himself!

by Borat April 13, 2005