High Presbyterian

A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.

In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned Britany Spears,’ since Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of obscurity.

My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed dragons.

by jb4377 March 26, 2020

sweet presence

having a cute, welcoming, and warming vibe

omg she has such a sweet presence!!
(my presence sweet and my aura bright -ariana grande)

by Lustressa January 10, 2021

prescemo

The cross between the labels of Prep/Scene/Emo

kid 1--- Jill those new pic on Myface.cum make you look so prescemo

Jill-- I knowHoebag!

by Jizzle fo Shizzle April 30, 2006

Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

by laura3450 August 2, 2009

Phresh

flyer than the rest, fresh with emphasis, cool, the ultimate swag,

I just bought these new Jordans. Im about to step out phresh tonight.

by Phresh2Def August 4, 2008

perestroika

The economical programme pioneered by Mikhail Gorbachev in 1986, including social reform in the name of glasnost, allowing more economical and political freedoms to the Soviet populace. As populary mentioned, this programme was not the cause of the collapse of the already weakened Soviet Union but merely a catalyst for that inevitable event.

Perestroika was a step in the right direction, allowing the populace of the USSR to formulate their own devices for the future, thereby collapsing the USSR atop themselves, willingly and rightfully. Hail Mikhail Gorbachev!

by Albert Miaskovsky August 22, 2004

pres.

Short of 'presents', usable when introducing a new project alias under the name of the original artist as well as a colaboration between two or more artists.

- Armin van Buuren pres. Perpetuous Dreamer

- Nitrous Oxide pres. Redmoon

- John O'Callaghan & John Askew pres. Cartel

by glsmaster March 31, 2008