seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

puffer-slut

Anyone in the male homosexual community that does any or all forms of casual and repetitive, often meaningless, sexual activity. Puffer-sluts can be identified by overly loose lips, limp wrists, and are usually clad in tight-to-the skin tees embroidered with ironic or witty phrases.

Word derived from the cliche "more fish in the sea" expression (2007)

Several people were uneasy at the party due to the drunken advances of the puffer-sluts.

by MadTOWN expression March 18, 2008

Pufferate

To suck a penis.

I really like to unwind by pufferating a nice juicy cock. To pufferate is to enjoy the penis in all of it's masculine glory.

by H Chinaski October 15, 2022

Pecker Puffer

A rude or annoying person; A phrase popularized by the movie Full Metal Jacket.

That guy is such a pecker puffer.

Oh yeah? Well you can go puff a pecker.

From Full Metal Jacket: ‘Are you a pecker puffer? Do you suck dicks?’

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Puffered

In Smii7y's SpiderHeck video, Puffered was used as a term for dying due to falling into lava. The reason this term existed is BigPuffer's consistent deaths by the lava barrier.

Puffer: *falls off the platform and dies to the lava*
Grizzy: Welp, Puffer just puffered.

by StrwbrryCrpCky November 17, 2022

Devonshire cheek puffer

A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.

"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"

by #big H July 26, 2022