unplanned pregnancy

When one male and one female accidentally make a baby

Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?
Wife 2: You.

by yourmotherismine November 9, 2023

Doom on a pregnancy test

I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.

Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?

by France Is Terrible July 11, 2023

Incest Pregnancy sex

when a man and woman engage their unborn child in sexual relations while pregnant....not everybody thinks of a child but not always some people become pedophiles......

would you really make nursery ryhmes for the children unborn engaging in incest pregnancy sex

by letsmakeachange October 29, 2020

Pregnancy Brain

When a pregnant person gives head.

John: I’m telling you, we went to the movies and she gave me some Pregnancy Brain.

Billy: Fo-Sho!

by TheOigBlONu April 19, 2021

Rape Pregnancy

What you will get if you don't get off scot-free or murdered after you get raped.

Miles: Did you about Emily?
Luna: What about her?
Miles: She got raped!
Luna: Oh no! Is she okay?
Miles: Yeah, she is, but she had a Rape Pregnancy.
Luna: Did she keep or abort the Baby?
Miles: She kept it
Luna: Has she given birth yet?
Miles: Yes she did
Luna: What did she have?
Miles: She had a Boy
Luna: What did she name him?
Miles: Dexter
Luna: Oh, what a nice name.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021

Pregnancy

Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.

also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her

"Lennon did you create pregnancy"

*goes into labour*

by Lennon.loves.ou November 17, 2022

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'

"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."

by Ganshee September 18, 2022