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poned

i dumb ass was to say a stupid ass word!

owned, started as a mis-type
dont use poned. if you do your not ''cool''
by supra caution February 28, 2010
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Paved

by BTS_twt April 10, 2019
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Spit-Poked

Derived from Spit-Roast.

Two lads looking at sexy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. You can then post on her comments that she's just been spit-poked :-P
'While at work browsing Facebook on our mobiles'

"Hey Dave" you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she's hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.

(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her sexy pictures and she loves the attention of being Spit-Poked)
by motostuff March 26, 2010
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Brightwin paved the way

They are on top because they worked really hard

Brightwin paved the way, keep crying!
by Baiwin December 21, 2020
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BLACKPINK paved the way

that’s it. ended BoTS with ease. the best korean group in the entire galaxy, charted higher than BoTS with just one album out.
by niketrash November 7, 2020
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Poverty Parade

While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
by Tamous August 6, 2008
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Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.
"Dude you got poned!"
by Bryan October 13, 2004
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