Nerd Points

the distribution of points to those who achieve sublime nerdiness in thought, speech or action.

heidi: The depiction of the Saraceans in the Song of Roland reveals the Christian bias of the poet within his anti-Islamic society.

all: NERD POINTS!!!

by wss2011 June 30, 2011

Relationship Points

aka Relay Points

a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.

Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?

Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?

by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012

Charity Points

When you turn in an assignment and get more points than you deserve because the teacher was acting nice or felt sorry for you.

Person 1: I got a C when I totally deserved an F on this assignment.

Person 2: Must've been those charity points man.

by Telecaster June 6, 2017

brownie points!

An imaginary award given to your boyfriend or girlfriend for doing something right in the relationship. Letting your partner know that they get brownie points is a way to show them that they will definitely get a good suprize next time you're with them.

"Wow babe, you definitely get brownie points! Keep acting like this and you'll get something good later."

by AmerLynne June 14, 2017

Black Points

Actions or speech given by a person (usually white) to impress/support black people in order to gain supportive credit from black people in return. Examples usually include speech that complements or reference to black culture in order to relate to them.

Brad: Hey Marcus! Did you see me at the Black Lives Matter protest yesterday?
Marcus: yeah man you were right in the middle of it!
Tre: Come on Marcus, you know he’s just trying to get black points.

by Supahhotfye69 October 17, 2020

Griddy Points

Griddy points are ohianese points that are used when u watch kai cenat and learn his skibidi rizz.
When you rizz a baddie Ishowspeed and Kai cenat award you griddy points

Did you know i have skibidi rizz

Baddie : Omg i want u

Kai cenat - Here are 5 griddy points

by dfhjdksldkjchb November 8, 2023