The act of "accidentally on purpose" sticking one's erect penis in one's girlfriend's bum and then feigning innocence when she squeals in frightful pain.
by Link Hoggthrob March 25, 2004
Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.
by Lord Reg April 25, 2011
I was sliding my fingers from my girls chest and hit a Portland Pothole on my way down...looks like she's gonna get more than just my fingers in her vajayjay.
by JoeJoeDancer July 03, 2012
by potbellied stallion November 07, 2009
A person who uses a false identity, lies, and has sex with multiple partners. There is no specific orientation for these types of people, as they like men, women, transgendered, swingers, basically another body. This person is needy, manipulative, and portrays his or herself as an upstanding person.
I was boobeared in portland by this weirdo I met on the internet.
Being boobeared in portland left me untrusting of others and bankrupt.
Being boobeared in portland left me untrusting of others and bankrupt.
by ghostrider69 October 17, 2006
The original Portland. Oregon stole its name. An amazing city by the ocean, very welcoming. The biggest and most diverse city in the otherwise boring and conservative state of Maine. A small city in which most people know each other.
Person 1: You live in Portland? Oregon?
Person 2: Nah -- Portland, Maine.
Person 1: Oh, that's way cooler.
Person 2: Nah -- Portland, Maine.
Person 1: Oh, that's way cooler.
by cascochick June 29, 2018
Portland, Oregon has a mix of German, Irish, Indigenous, and LGBTQ+ cultures, and accordingly values sincerity, thoughtfulness, individuality, greenery, craft beer, alternative music, alternatives to the British colonial styles of medicine and schooling, artistic expression, and mutual aid.
Portlanders commonly challenge one another to be their best selves. However, due to white dominance, cultural differences may be construed as defects of character. Many Black, Indigenous, and people of color cope with the resultant stress by describing themselves as “lightskin,” white, or “white-passing,” but this tends to worsen their isolation.
Portland’s housing prices have risen sharply in recent decades, and many longtime residents blame this on an influx of migrants from larger cities in search of a more wholesome and easygoing life. As a city which values small, local business, economic opportunities have not kept pace with population growth, with the result that the city’s artists and artisans increasingly struggle to sustain the creative culture for which the city became known.
Portlanders commonly challenge one another to be their best selves. However, due to white dominance, cultural differences may be construed as defects of character. Many Black, Indigenous, and people of color cope with the resultant stress by describing themselves as “lightskin,” white, or “white-passing,” but this tends to worsen their isolation.
Portland’s housing prices have risen sharply in recent decades, and many longtime residents blame this on an influx of migrants from larger cities in search of a more wholesome and easygoing life. As a city which values small, local business, economic opportunities have not kept pace with population growth, with the result that the city’s artists and artisans increasingly struggle to sustain the creative culture for which the city became known.
A: There’s a legend of a guy who came to Portland Oregon and planted a ton of palm trees all over the place. Then he left!
B: Yeah? How tall are the palms?
A: They’re not thriving, but they’re surviving.
B: Yeah? How tall are the palms?
A: They’re not thriving, but they’re surviving.
by FlamencoEnjoyer August 29, 2023