popper coma

in smoking poppers (see definition, weed and tobacco), one hits far too many past their limit, which results in elongated feelings of apathy, weakness, need for constant rest and sometimes, more poppers. usually results in watching far too many episodes of the same show in one day. or eating and or sleeping far too much in one day.

Man look at randall, hes just sitting there staring
and lookin all high! "popper coma"!

by erineeee March 29, 2011

Jalapeño Popper

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

by Hexicon September 26, 2006

Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Popper dump

When you’re buzzing so hard after hitting a fat popper toke your only option is to run to the bathroom and rip a fat dump

Nich: Yo Bean that was fat how you feeling that was fat!
Bean: Buzzing dude, I gotta go to the bathroom I think a popper dump just hit me

by Toothlessjones August 14, 2019

Yiddle popper

The process of giving head to a girl then putting a tiny firework

By her Clitoris. Countdown until it blows then suck the berry juice out of it.

GOOD LUCK ! :)

1: Me and this girl I met on tinder ‘bout to go Yiddle popper if you know what I mean 😏.
2: YOU GIRLS ARE ON XGAMES MODE YALL TRYNA GO YIDDLE POPPER?
3: Me: Hey Girl: heyy. Me: You know anything about bdsm? Girl: Yes! What about it Me: Well I found out theres something called Yiddle Popper, you wanna try it out? Girl: Sure! Meet me at my house at 5.

by Knidder June 12, 2023

cadoodle poppers

A country way of having bite size mishaps.

Ah cadoodle Poppers, the dog climbed over the fence again!!

by bailsuknowit July 9, 2009

Jalapeño Popper

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

by Blingoop January 8, 2022