Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

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Chocolate Poseidon

The defender of bubbles. The act of taking a dump in a bubble bath and playing with it

‘ here he comes. Chocolate Poseidon the defender of bubbles’ Said Nick whilst holding his dump in the bath.

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The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions

Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.

P-8 Poseidon by Dog go December 12, 2020

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