Tree Pisser

tyler Robertson

hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.

by thetreepissereatsass123 February 28, 2018

Fizzy Pisser

(v.) To go for a drink, preferably carbonated, on a hot day.

1: Alright mate, I'm going to go out for a fizzy pisser down by the beach
2: Sounds good, need me to bring some soda?

by Snecksy April 13, 2017

pisser misser

someone who pees on the toilet seat

my son is a real pisser misser

by p3t0r June 28, 2022

Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.

I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.

by hjjcnk September 13, 2021

The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter

i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013