Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass
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cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.
Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky
by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021
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play ping-pong

soyeon: I don't wanna play this ping-pong, I would rather film a tiktok.
Hyuna: play that ping-pong.
Krista: I wanna play ping-pong with him!
by lilac with a l October 20, 2023
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texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
by Blast169 April 03, 2016
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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ping-pong bolling

where a very drunk or high person moves in a zig zag pattern when walking
man that chick is ping-pong bolling all over the sidewalk.
by purple vapor November 23, 2008
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