swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.

"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."

by screamin seagull July 26, 2009

Anal Picnic

The event of eating food out of ones ass in a picnic setting.

We had a family outing at an anal picnic the grapes came out a little weird though

by Off Brand's definitions December 1, 2016

Family Picnic

An orgy of four or more consisting of only family members. Usually a generation gap is included. When only immediate family is involved, a more descriptive name is Sunday Family Picnic. The phrase originated with a man and woman from Porto Rico who had group intercourse with their daughter and 2 sons. A newspaper article covered the story and called it a Family Picnic as the euphemism because they actually had canceled dinner plans with their friends to have "dinner with their children." There was food involved, but the details were not revealed.

"Hey Mom, lets go have a family picnic again; uncle Rob is in town. He can't wait to see you and Dad! I'm starving!"

by Juge October 27, 2008

Croatian Picnic

Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.

Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!

by tijdickson May 6, 2011

texas picnic

What every other state calls a "BBQ" we Texans call a picnic. This has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for Texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called BBQ. The usual menu at such a "BBQ" is hotdogs and burgers.

Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."

I was invited to a BBQ in california. I showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.

Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.

QQ.

by MightBeATexan August 4, 2010

Sex picnic

Taking someone into the woods for a picnic with having only intentions for sexual intercourse.

A nice picnic having sex with Emilia Clark (Sex Picnic).

by Anonopotomus May 31, 2015

picnic panic

When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.

Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat

by NekoHimi August 14, 2014