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Petty Party

1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.

2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!

2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017
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dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.
Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.
by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019
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petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world
Oh, I love my little petty petkins!
by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005
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Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.
Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018
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Petty peasant

A petty peasant is someone who is extremely petty and lacks class and dignity.
You are such a petty peasant, you couldn’t even fight me with clothes on.
by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018
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petty hypocrite

A petty hypocrite is someone who joins in the fun until its no longer fun for them , then the tables turn and they are left on the outside and decide to post a bunch of nonsense on social media or talk in social scenes making them look like the victim, or that they are better off ..
Hey look Shelia and Greg are inviting other people into their "fun", but Greg fell for the other woman and no one wants Shelia so she is all over social media posting how humiliated she is.. for pity.. Shelia is such a petty hypocrite

Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!
by Fuckyourglasshouse October 30, 2017
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Petty Purge

when someone ends a relationship, especially someone met from a dating app, you simply destroy the contact information and any images associated with that person
that guy she met from the dating app ended the relationship so she petty purged his contact, facebook, instagram, and all pics they had together
by npgandlove March 7, 2021
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