turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.

"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Small (derogatory)

What you call someone who is so so so bad so so horrible and very unbased and blue pilled

You are Small (derogatory)

by deez goomb February 26, 2021

Spicey (Derogatory)

A unique means of describing something negative as "Spicy", like 'exciting' but in a terrible, absolutely fucking awful way. (E.g, an Incel.)

The added 'e' in the word is used to differentiate between Spicey (Derogatory) and "Spicy", which is often used to describe something positively exciting.

"Had an Incel come on to me the other day, blocked his dumbass immediately."
"Spicey (Derogatory)."

*Note that the (Derogatory) is not audibly pronounced, but rather implied by usage of the term.

by The Grand Sir Dick Suckle July 31, 2021

Grayson (derogatory)

Be weary around a Grayson. He’s the kind of motherfucker that you think you don’t like or have interest in, but he somehow finds a way of weaving his way into making you catch feelings for him. After that happens, he’ll play the role of a sad, but honest dude, even though he’s a cunt. Grayson don’t know what he wants out of life, and he will run away when you do one little thing he doesn’t like. OH, and when he DOES figure out what he wants, he won’t tell you for a while even though you already know. The man ain’t subtle about it. You will know as soon as he stops giving a shit. He claims to like communication, but he himself is very very VERY bad at it.

Special talents: ghosting and blocking you
Character strength: intimidating stare
Character flaw: doesn’t know how to communicate, but says he values it or somthin.

Dude 1: “yeah man, I put in my bio that I value communication, bitches live communication.”
Dude 2: “Jesus Christ, don’t be a Grayson (derogatory) my guy.”

by Imtiredofthisgrandpa January 24, 2022

Weather purgatory

When the weather is obnoxiously terrible or stagnant for an extended period of time with no change in sight.

Ugh. This weather purgatory in Sydney has been going for almost a year. When will this end?!

by epiwonk May 17, 2022

Gender purgatory

John S. Coined the term 'gender purgatory'

John S. Asked "how I knew I was trans?"

Me "I don't feel like a boy, I don't feel like a girl."

John S. "So your in gender purgatory?"

Me "I guess."

by ThineOlConiChi July 26, 2022

Zacharypjg (Derogatory)

A man who spouts nonsense at random topics at seemingly chaotic(chaos is just order that hasnt been found yet) order, a Zacharypjg is usually tall in height, but sometimes shout out the most mischievous things known to man in the way that their jokes seem to make them look like a insane person.

"Man that guy was such a Zacharypjg (Derogatory) during class", "Yeah he was, i wonder whats behind that head of his"

by Teamnino December 7, 2022