Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011

wet Alaskan polar bear.

When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.

He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.

by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021

the polar bear

To put one's hand in an ice chest as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the hand, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb

I gave myself the polar bear last night

by Jeeping life May 9, 2017

bi polar bear

a polar bear who is manic in the summer and depressed in the winter.

Hibernation is so sad for Mr. bi polar bear

by megalomcintosh December 23, 2011

Purple Polar Bear

When you're fucking a chick doggystyle, she reaches back and tickles your balls.

Dude, this weekend, me and my chick were just fuckin, but then she pulled the ol' Purple Polar Bear on my ass and it was extreme!

by jjjjjj848 April 17, 2010

angry polar bear

When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.

My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?

by NAW November 25, 2006

shave the polar bear

to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo

Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.

Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!

by Master Wordsmith May 3, 2006