Erecto-Phobia

Uncommon fear of an Erect Penis

Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!

Erecto-Phobia by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011

Gener-phobia 

A fear or mistrust of anyone who comes into one's space that is of another generation.

"I can't talk to her. She's so not Gen Y. She doesn't get it. She's totes got Gener-phobia."

Gener-phobia by Hoobley Goobley January 2, 2012

forum-phobia

when your scared of forums because you think what you post will either get ignored by the community, AND or hated on.

"Types out long ass paragraph for thread"
-Forum-Phobia kicks in-
"Deletes it"

forum-phobia by 死ね December 11, 2015

Puppet-phobia 

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

Puppet-phobia by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia

The fear of beans,,, it’s kinda weird

JACK: I am afraid of beans
ME: oh so you have Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia??
JACK: yes

Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia by Helloig November 8, 2019

eyeley phobia 

Being afraid of cutting your eyelashes or having them cut off. Not them falling out or being cut all the way off, just trimmed.

Person: I had a nightmare last night
Different person: About what?
Person: My eyelashes being cut, it gives me a weird feeling
Different person: I think that’s called eyeley phobia

eyeley phobia by mqtkv December 15, 2019

tucker phobia 

when your afraid of obese kailou

ahh tucker phobia

tucker phobia by lit gang123 December 16, 2019