ovaries fall out

When a girl/female is on her Menstrual cycle/ period and it's her sarcasm saying that her ovaries are going to fall out

My stomach hurts so much my ovaries fall out

by Real words 11 September 02, 2017

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Organic Ovaries

A general description of a female who's sexual promiscuity is compared to an "organic" chicken's "cage-free eggs"

Question: Hey, what do you think of that girl? Answer: Her? oh, she's got organic ovaries, man; her eggs have been cage-free all her life.

by fatsouliman November 23, 2014

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lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

by queen_dtx April 26, 2024

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aqua ovaries

Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.

Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)

Sleep deprivation

The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.

The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.

"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"

by sensorydepth November 26, 2015

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