cohen

cohen alger is a stupid fat incel who is always angry that he has no bitches and he is also a very big zoophile

Matt: yo is that cohen over there
Bryant: omg cohen is such a incel

by JONK the epic March 31, 2022

The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

Cohen

Opposite of twink aka fat gay man

He’s weird, probably autistic and he likes men

Somehow he’s good at math but terrible at everything else in life

He’s not getting anywhere in life

Jeez that’s guy stinks and is an idiot id hate to be him! He’s such a cohen🤮

by Mikarsana January 7, 2024

Rachel Cohen

A gorgeous and witty Jewish woman whose dazzling smile and unbelievable curves are bound to leave you speechless. She's as beautiful as she is intelligent, and has an aura of magnetism about her that's impossible to ignore.

"Did you swipe right on that Rachel Cohen?"

"Yeah man. You're damn right I did..."

by SupremePastaImplosion June 9, 2022

Cohen olthuis

Very smart and awesome and funny and amazing and cool and nice and smart and cool and hot and sexy and beautiful and wholesome and cute and I definitely am not named Cohen don’t worry about it I promise I’m not egotistical I promise

Cohen olthuis is so hot and sexy

by Epic name dude January 25, 2022

jack cohen

Jewish kid

Damn Jack cohen you smart asl

by Dragon Pee February 7, 2024

Sacha Baron Cohen Penis

A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.

Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025