People will have to pretend to be the opposite gender, if you are a man you will pretend to be a woman, if you are a woman like a man. you can't do anything to avoid it.
by ManuteJajaXD December 9, 2021
Get the OPPOSITE GENDER DAY mug.The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
by brawadis December 8, 2019
Get the Opposite of perfect mug.An open-assembly voting strategy in which an item guaranteed to place new tax or other burdens on the town's hardest workers is brought back for a final vote after these riffraff have left to rest up, if not show up, for their next shifts.
Guess what, Tony... that new water works plant passed after we left. We didn't have enough Nays to stop it before we had to leave, and then "opposition attrition" kicked in, leaving the usuals who coulda stayed till noon enough Ayes to ram it through.
by Zappin' Nap July 23, 2023
Get the Opposition Attrition mug.Everything your heart is, pure, true, feels, is sure about, but is being lived opposite as to as if you take everything that is love and all goes against grain. I knew the day I looked into your eyes my love was forever yours. And, yes, I did hear you whisper the same in return as the song suggest, Ed Sheridan I believe. Although you've never fully voiced it, you never had to, I saw it in your eyes then, I felt it in everything we were then and ironically still today, so much alike, although differences in skill sets only complimenting one another to equal a perfect 10, or you at least is where i've always placed you, even back when, you most likely may not know, but they aren't creative words, just facts, stories, we have a million to share. Actions and all of what the world, team, whoever sees and inflicts upon carries little to no weight. Part curiosity, part idle hands, part metaphorically, part desire to overcome, rid what must go, step up, say I'm sorry, not waste a single second longer, accept what it, get on with quality of life, as these lessons will prove invaluable as to intuition and perhaps how I'm more easily able to love and be loved. Us, trust, love, 2,4,7,3,5,8
by Togetherevenwhenwereghosts May 7, 2018
Get the Opposite Heart mug.Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
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