Vertically Obese

Someone that's extremely tall.

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.

by Giitukj October 8, 2019

obese narcissist

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.

Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.

by Chunkyspice October 26, 2022

Obese Marta

Obese Marta is the most talented singer in the whole world. Better talent has never been spotted. Ever.

Person A: Have you listened to Obese Marta’s new album?

Person B: Yes of course I have! Anyone who hasn’t is a big fat r slur!

by 100% true. #WAPALICIOUS June 20, 2021

Horribly obese

I’m taking this one from the library kids. They say things are fat all the time, so I took it a step further. In this case, it means the most beautiful ever. If a foxy dame comes walking in, you can call her horribly obese. I think it might take some time before it catches on, so use this one with caution because some broads may not have heard it yet and could take it the wrong way.

Wow that is one horribly obese chick

by Skimmm November 14, 2009

obese shlong

It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down

man i have an obese shlong

by Rusty p Shaqulaford November 9, 2002

obesity cheese

The product of the dark, warm creases on the body of a BMI-challenged individual.

I need a shower; I've got enough obesity cheese to bait a dozen mouse traps.

by erutander July 18, 2011

obese baboon

A real hefty fat fuck.

His gut was heavier than a obese baboon.

by Rim Rider April 23, 2014