Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

ftf sale

Face-to-face sale, as opposed to sending money through paypal or check and having the for sale item shipped in return.

FTF sale, cash only, no shipping

by wozspam September 22, 2010

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023

junk sale

when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.

Wow, that was some junk sale!

by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018

Sales High

An individual who is in the sales profession, who sells a lot of their product in a day which results in a large commission. Due to the large feeling of success, the individual may feel extremely excited, keep smiling, feel unstoppable, and many more symptoms similar to being high on drugs.

Dude, Brandon has been selling so many phones today! Look at him he's on a sales high!

by Cold Call June 14, 2018