i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

by alvin santos May 16, 2007

I don't give a fig

It means, I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fig if you own a PhD in International Relations, I am the boss here!

by Brasf June 24, 2016

Well I don't know

When Rikki knows that he fucked up and it's trying to act stupid!!

Rikki what happen with this customer product?
Well I don't know!!

by Xcazz June 13, 2019

marijuana i don't wanna

when a dude or dudet offers you the marijuana and you need a way to say no

friend: you wanna smoke marijuana
ME/you: marijuana i don't wanna

by kindofanicon May 29, 2018

i don't speak english

The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood

homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food

you: i don't speak english

by qwbeddly May 07, 2018

i don't fuck around

Usually used in situations where fucking around is not permitted. Hardcore "non-fuckers" will often let people know of their "fucking" status by constantly letting them know by saying "Yo, I'm not fucking around here." They might even apply it to specific examples such as, "I was most definitely not fucking around on that test." People who do fuck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of fucking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. A few examples of the justification of fucking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it's raining on Boston on the day the fucking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. Justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught fucking around and further ridiculed for doing so.

Yo Bazin, how'd you do in that game yesterday?

I scored like four goals. I don't fuck around man.

by bizzle isn't fucking around May 04, 2009

I don't know, u?

Possibly the least intelligent response to any question asked. Credited to David Alan Weinshel (Wheeler 02', BU 06')

weinberg: yo dave, you in the room?
weinshel: i don't know, u?

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 01, 2005