The Future is Meow is a cat-centric riff on the "the future is now" as it pertains to being in the moment. It's the tagline for tarot readings at Cat Wisdom 101.com and their tarot for cat lovers events.
by Boomermuse December 10, 2016
Get the future is meowmug. Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.
by enjoyedresponsibly May 5, 2018
Get the future drugsmug. by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020
Get the The book of futuremug. A sexy version of Edd Gould (1998 - 2012) that is from the future. He never saw the day of light again because Edd is Dedd. To this day, there are a lot of crazy simps ( crazygirllygirl ) that want to meet Future Edd because he is hot and every other Eddsworld character is STINKY.
by ryno the reptile man October 25, 2020
Get the Future Eddmug. A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty
by Skilled April 18, 2011
Get the Future Slowkingmug. Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty
jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!
by osogood03 November 19, 2010
Get the Future Fabricationmug. by Doodlerzs August 16, 2014
Get the past futuremug.