birth control

A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.

"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."

by Trojan Man! January 23, 2010

self-control

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

controlling asshole

a dick who cant let anyone else get their way

Ivan Calderon is a controlling asshole

by coolman7979 August 7, 2016

Drop a controller

Asking a woman or man to masturbate during virtual reality erotic role play (ERP).

Hey, babe, you wanna drop a controller for me?

by VRearworm January 14, 2019

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

by Nigaliga March 12, 2014

PARENTAL CONTROL

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn

"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.

by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022

Controlling Traffic

Falling asleep on the job

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.

by Flash c May 11, 2011