Static

Being labelled as “static” basically means you’re a worse version than lame.

person 1: bro goku would wash batman in anything, lol. your crazy if you think otherwise?
person 2: bro what are you talking about? Your static dickhead.

by Moss is green February 15, 2024

static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there

I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....

by uncomply June 25, 2022

Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

by staticballs April 9, 2022

Static

Used as acknowledgement, and/or as encouragement.

"Are plans are to meet up with Jessica and go to the party."

"Static, I'd love to see Jessica!"

by PhatBoyYurrt December 21, 2023

Aye Static

slang for asthetic, carries the same definition

“ay vro u see Demarcus’ new fit?”
“yuh straight aye static”

by LilDaggerDix July 13, 2018

static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.

Tiny Tim is a static character

by Trullman December 15, 2016

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024