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Nit

When someone irritates another by the way they act or something they say. Even just the presence of them being there.
He is such a nit that guy, he’s a real nit, mate that person was acting like a nit
by Blunt master October 25, 2020
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Nit

National institute of technology , this colleges are very top universities , but due to lack of confidence they always come under iits , here students are not happy for cracking jee , but unhappy for not getting iit , they are always depressed , in tension to complete assignment ,viva , exam , practical and fuck thier life .
NITians used to hear from others that - iit mil jata to accha hota , ab beth ke hilate rho.
Jam - kya bhai nit ya iit ?
Ram - nit mila yaar.
Jaam - kya yaar iit milta to accha rehta.
by Frustrated nitian November 24, 2021
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Nit-san

Nit-san? So?? Wtf??
by tsatso May 29, 2018
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willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs
Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.
by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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navy nit

Calum ellis, has a back that looks lit a pepperoni pizza and cries at every minor inconvenience.
HAWLL IS AHT CALUM THE NAVY NIT??
by Lozza Funk August 31, 2023
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Nim nits

It’s the same thing as Num Nuts but it’s just a Nim Nit instead:)
by anonymous September 23, 2022
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