Friendly Neighbor 

The act of masturbating while the stranger in the bathroom stall next to you deficates.

Person 1:"Dude what was that noise"
Person 2:"That was just a friendly neighbor"

Friendly Neighbor by cfalvey100 November 23, 2010

sweaty neighbor 

1. American Version - A sexual act wherein the male is penetrating the female anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate causing her vagina to look like a sweaty neighbor to the anus.

2. British Version - A sexual act involving 2 females and 1 male wherein the females are in position 69 and the male is penetrating either girls anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate on the girls face who is between her legs causing her to look like a sweaty neighbor.

3. Alcohol Version - The Sweaty Neighbor is also a name for the alcoholic mixture of beer and wine: preferably a budweiser can would be half emptied (by consumption only) and the remaining space would be filled with white wine. This combination is hereby known as The Sweaty Neighbor.

1. American Version - "Yo, I was fucking this chick in the ass and she squirted all over the place and her sweaty neighbor was dripping like a fountain!"

2. British Version - "Bloody Hell! My flatmate Sheila and I were bandied up with another fit bird and I was buggering her as Sheila ate at her exquisite naff when all of a sudden she went off and poofed all over Sheila's face. My flatmate was left looking like the sweaty neighbour."

3. Alcohol Version - "Oh man, I think I was drinking Sweaty Neighbors that night that I threw up spaghetti all over your mom's dress."

sweaty neighbor by Brec S. and Erin Q. May 29, 2008

selling your neighbor volcano insurance 

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

selling your neighbor volcano insurance by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

The Down Stairs Neighbor 

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."

The Down Stairs Neighbor by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010

My Green Neighbor 

This is a website which aspires to help increase shared community awareness of natural and sustainable living practices, products and services. The aim is to use this forum to promote informed decision-making in best practices for a green life for ourselves and all who desire to live green. Developed by S and G Lorch June 2010

I am so impressed by the information on My Green Neighbor. I will certainly have a more eco-friendly sustainable lifestyle as a result.

My Green Neighbor by ins suzi q June 24, 2010

nosy neighbor 

this is when you pull aside the thong strap with one finger and dive into the muff face first. picture old lady peeking out the blinds.

i'm glad i wore my thong today because he said he wants to give me the old "nosy neighbor" tonight!

nosy neighbor by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

Ex-Door Neighbor 

The person who used to live next door to you, but no longer does, either because they moved away or you did.

Susie just moved away, I guess that makes her my ex-door neighbor.

Ex-Door Neighbor by Zekk1331 October 3, 2011