Nard

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.

That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?

by Bridgebay April 15, 2023

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Nard

A nerd who is the smartest one in the entire school.

The nard of our school is humble but gets bullied a lot. Luckily, he knows self-defense.

by TheSchoolBoy March 31, 2020

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Nard-Cold

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.

“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”

by Beckster Flitt February 22, 2020

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Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.

I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.

by Jerry bo October 17, 2020

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Triple Nard

When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.

There are three people here do y’all wanna triple nard.

by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022

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