Naperville

A chicago suburb (distant suburb) which likes to believe that they are rich. That is until they head East, at which time they know to keep their mouths shut because we all know.

Naperville is a town where a big house is surrounded on the other side of the street by farms. Generally, people from Naperville are under the illusion that its the "OC" of the Chicago suburbs. Hardly, let me tell you.

True. Naperville does have some good dining. It is a nice town. But, lets be real.

I live in Naperville. Its like being a big fish in a small pond.

I know NEVER to compare myself to someone who lives on the North Shore, Hinsdale, or Burr Ridge, because they know better.

OMG you live in Naperville. So you must live in one of the houses with a brick front, but siding on the other three sides! Soooo Wannabee.

by therealist348823 November 18, 2009

Naperville

A Chicago suburb. People here feel rich because they are surrounded by crappy towns like Aurora, Bolingbrook, Plainfield, Warrenville and Lisle. Compared to other Chicago suburbs, they are considerably poorer than Oak Brook, Hinsdale, parts of Lake County, and the entire North Shore.

"Yeah, his dad is a dentist who leases a Lexus"

"Oh, he lives in Naperville?"

by Regicider July 10, 2009

nipper wing

Those really dumb-ass looking rear spoilers that extend more than 1 foot above the trunk of a car. These are usually attached to rice rockets, and for the most part only ever used by nips and chinks with these rediculous wings.

Good lord! Check out that 4-foot nipper wing on the back of that Civic! Hey, that car is driverless! Oh no wait it's just a short Chinese guy.

by Dirty Pig November 5, 2003

Naperville brat

someone living in Naperville thinking they deserve everything and think they are the greatest people on Earth

Why isn't she drinking that tap water?

She's a Naperville Brat...

by ihatenaperville November 5, 2011

NAPJERK

(nap' jurk) n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off.

Sometimes at the moment I reach deep sleep I have this napjerk of me walking down a street and suddenly I trip over a crack in the sidewalk.

by piyox420andreev August 23, 2010

Napier

A sometimes sunny city in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. It's the Art Deco capital of New Zealand. The tourism industry used to be huge, but now it's dwindling. Marineland is now closed down, and the most exciting place to go is the Farmers Market on Sundays down at Marine Parade.

Bob: Wanna go to Napier?
Matt: Nah, that's a boring city.

by pukanableh December 15, 2010

Ho-Napped

When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.

"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"

by Downtowne January 11, 2009