semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

Queef filter

Tampon

She need more queef filters from the store.

by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016

Chat Filter

#### Chat filter ## ##### ### ####### ## is ###### ### ##### ### ###### ### #### ###### #### ###

Me: Hello ###########
Friend: #############
Me: Why is it ########
friend: There are ########## ####
ME: #### CHAT FILTER ######## # # ## #####

by IDKwhatsEnglish November 22, 2021

Filter Biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”

“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 22, 2020

face filter

The cringiest Snapchat "fad" ever known to man.

"HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE NEW FACE FILTERS OMGOMGOMOGMOMG LITAF RELATABLE AMIRITE"

by Itsnoicedayyyyyy March 18, 2018

Filter Hitter

Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine

That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.

by LeviiLightning June 11, 2010

Filter Hot

A person, typically a woman, who appears "online" as an 8-10 but in real life is a 5 at best.

Jesus Johnnie, I just met Britney. I thought she was a smoke show online, but come to find out she's really only filter hot.

by Sully_The_Jeep May 1, 2017