I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.
by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014

(n.) A boss tycoon of gargantuan proportions that be yokin' the caddie to the sideshows; runs the city real hyphy like; any item of great monetary value deisng and created from fine metals and jewels that is dipped in sauce
Brandon: uhm, Big T. diddy? I know it's not usually like me to ask you this, but I really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)
by Sweatshop worker number 43542546247 October 29, 2005

Someone who thinks they are living large when they are clearly not. A poser. Unlike the real P Diddy.
by Billy Whitch July 14, 2006

by MellyMonster March 2, 2010

by Trevor B to the lizzle November 6, 2005

by mad tiger ess July 22, 2018

Goin' diddy is when somebody get that bag by risking it, they spend it quick and reload.
Basically somebody who's rich but won't state it.
Basically somebody who's rich but won't state it.
Nigga # 1: Yo y'all seen Raya last week? She literally went mad with that Louis Vuitton
Nigga # 2: Shawty goin' diddy
Nigga # 2: Shawty goin' diddy
by Rude scammer November 30, 2017
