Nard

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

by Nate brown May 22, 2007

Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

nardi

Getting a boner for your above-average looking sister

Savario got a nardi during class. Where it came it from? who knows...

by Pdid April 6, 2007

nard

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"

by clancepants May 20, 2005

Nard

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

by Bobbie July 22, 2003

snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009

nardrs

People who do things to get attention and attrack people, dorks or show offs

Look at the nardrs with the short mohawks!

by Zie13731 December 30, 2007