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trees of mystery

a park that shows tall redwood trees and is north of Orick(california) and the gift shop is pricy
they have a talking paul bunyan that says "Hello down there!"
by thebestguyonearth December 6, 2003
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building a mystery

Establishing a massive pressure of fecal matter or anal wind.
Aw man, that taco bell got me 'bout ready to build a mystery
by afrodizzle3000 October 18, 2004
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mystery machine

Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.

Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.
"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"
by SharpShark28 June 23, 2007
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Mystery Dick

When you're watching a guy+girl porno, and they're going at it, when suddenly another dick or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.
"I was watching a porno, and it musta been the camera man's mystery dick that appeared in the girl's mouth"
by AD17 June 13, 2007
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Mystery

Amazing girl hot and beautiful sexy and smart but this girl is your average mean girl tell her secrets out like a published book kiss her everyone knows date her her friends will come after you she's a total bitch stay away
Ew that's mystery right
by Shitty Rug May 14, 2019
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Mystery Spot

A bullshit tourist trap in Santa Cruz CA but there are also other bullshit traps all over the US. Stupid people go there to prove the mystery is bullshit because they think they are so smart but really the smart people just dont go at all. the stupid people who go there also like to treat the tour guides like shit.
Hey lets go waste our time and money at the Mystery Spot!
by MSsssssss May 29, 2008
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Mysterious legend

A menacing legend about a mythical beast. The beast liked music and danced to the rhytms but the songs were later found out to his random beeping and booping combined with sounds like "oouh" or "aaau" and many others. He also liked playing a game which controlled what seemed to be a lego man in modern days context. He likes to destroy everything he sees and would not hesitate to slapp with his big fat ass hand. If something was living, friendly or not the beast does big slapp on it. That's all researchers have found on this topic. Not known much about it, they decided to call this the mysterious legend. This legend, one of the most mysterious ones out there remains unsolved.
It can be used randomly to confuse people.
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"
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