munt

verb: to ass-rape someone so hard, that all there holes become one
noun: to be munted

FORMAL: to be dressed in black tie attire and address each other as Mr. and Mrs. or Ms.
MEDIVAL: to have a spear or dagger on the end of the dig, (very painful)

by Weeslaw and Shrank February 16, 2005

munted

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

munted

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

munting

sucking dick

i like munting

by gigbib121 May 19, 2016

munt

a spazzy dweeb. emerges from the use of the word munt to mean throwing up. someone unattractive, odd, disgusting.

look at the munty face on that chick!

by mr27 September 12, 2006

Munted

An Australian term used to describe someone who has taken excessive amounts of ecstasy (Pingers). This can often be identified by; enlarged pupils, uncontrollable jaw gurning/licking, excessive sweating and a lot of shit being spoken.

guy 1: Bro are you alright you look like you're having a seizure.

guy 2: I'm sweet bra just fucking munted as aye!!!

by thebentcunt September 21, 2013

munted

To be totally drunk. Although this is traditionally a word used by the English; Americans alike have been using the term more frequently due to the use of this word in the hit British film Suan of the dead.

Suan's co worker "hello, aye mate. yeah, yeah i got totally munted last night....... continue"

by Kangaroo Jake October 28, 2007