A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
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E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
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This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
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