Monopoly

The capitalism board game to ruin friendships so maybe this is why woman shouldn’t have ruin friendships for men also fuck woman monopoly I don’t wanna give you no extra 40$ for being a woman

Joey: Hey what should we play?
Mark: Let’s play monopoly
Carl: Ok
(2 years later)
Carl: yay I won how much has it been by the way?
Joey: 2 years
Mark: how tf has it been 2 years?!?!?!

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022

russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.

this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.

by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023

Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021

Monopoly

A big company I don't like.

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.

by bakedkookies November 3, 2019

Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023

Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.

I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.

by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009

Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.

Hey you want to play monopoly

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022