Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.

Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked

by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021

Monopoly Instructions

Absolute nerd

Monopoly Instructions is an absolute nerd. I hate that guy

by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022

political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.

The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 03, 2023

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 03, 2018

Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 28, 2021

Fractional Monopoly

Giant companies that own a fraction of a position in many sectors.

Amazon uses its fractional Monopoly to cause Hyperinflation on the U.S. economy as a whole.

by DaeJi January 17, 2022

come over and play monopoly

To have intense hugging session

Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Joseph_ARgo May 17, 2019