monopoly

its just like real life but in game edition you just have to get money from other things and you owe money to other properties

You: wanna play some monopoly
Friend: IV'E PRACTICED FOR THIS IN REAL LIFE

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..

(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!

by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023

Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.

I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.

by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009

Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.

Hey you want to play monopoly

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023

Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021

Monopoly

A big company I don't like.

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.

by bakedkookies November 3, 2019