Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.

Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 03, 2019

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 24, 2013

mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle

The infamous drink and Tim Hortons that can be addicting due to its great flavor.

Meera, u getting ur usual mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle?

by OkBye777 January 06, 2022

down with the mocha

into fuckning black girls

Yo are you down with the mocha

by Creatorofmochadown February 05, 2024

Mocha Latte

A term used to indirectly refer to hipsters, also used for white upper middle class girls who love Starbucks. Sometimes is Frappe Mocha Latte instead.

Look at that kid with his Mocha Latte and skinny jeans

by dextromethorphan July 13, 2021

White Chocolate Mocha

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman's or man's anus after ejactulating inside of it.

I gave my partner a white chocolate mocha last night after our "coffee" date...

by Alabaster Slim March 23, 2023

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions June 28, 2010