Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Milton is ugly
by Blabläblablä October 13, 2017

Attractive,liked by most,usually a tall person,ladies man ,huge dick,known as cockzilla also usually is a sex machine and a all around pussy magnet (performs well in bed)
by Hehaldem November 3, 2016

Boy: Is that a Milton?
Girl: I heard he punched the shit out of Caleb
Boy: Why?
Girl: He called him a tiger face
Girl: I heard he punched the shit out of Caleb
Boy: Why?
Girl: He called him a tiger face
by obctisreal December 15, 2019

Uni: IS THAT MILTON???
Michie: Oh shoot, you gotta hide, cuz he gonna tease u about ur height
Milk (a.k.a Milton) Hi, watcha doin'?
Uni: Imma go. M&M's 4EVA!!! (M&M is my ship name for Michie and Milk)
Michie: NUUUUUUU
Milton: *stabs with a knife
Michie: Oh shoot, you gotta hide, cuz he gonna tease u about ur height
Milk (a.k.a Milton) Hi, watcha doin'?
Uni: Imma go. M&M's 4EVA!!! (M&M is my ship name for Michie and Milk)
Michie: NUUUUUUU
Milton: *stabs with a knife
by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

by Gomer Pyle over der July 6, 2018

Karen "Murray, you look like you shat yourself, what happened?"
Murray "Had a big night last night, went out this morning to fill up the car with gas so I'm standing there pumping the gas on the forecourt and I went to squeeze out a fart but ended up going the full Milton St Challenge"
Murray "Had a big night last night, went out this morning to fill up the car with gas so I'm standing there pumping the gas on the forecourt and I went to squeeze out a fart but ended up going the full Milton St Challenge"
by Jedi Knight Mr Lahey July 27, 2022
