Milton

He's often hard to found a girl Who like him and he often living alone

Milton is ugly

by Blabläblablä October 13, 2017

Milton dew

Someone who smells like mildew but to give them a more creative name.

Dang milton dew smells like mildew.

by Gomer Pyle over der July 6, 2018

Milton

A homosexual man who falls between a bear and a twink and almost never drinks beer, exercises, or eats vegetables.

“What are you going to get to drink?”
“I’m not sure, anything other than a beer.”
“Oh my god, you’re being such a Milton.”

by PartyCroc August 17, 2025

George Milton

A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.

I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.

by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023

H@milton

Attractive,liked by most,usually a tall person,ladies man ,huge dick,known as cockzilla also usually is a sex machine and a all around pussy magnet (performs well in bed)

H@milton the great

by Hehaldem November 3, 2016

Hurricane Milton

Hurricane Milton was a devastating category 5 major hurricane that made landfall in the west coast of Florida as a category 3 hurricane, and the Yucatán Peninsula as a category 5 hurricane.

Florida: I havent been hit by a category 5 major hurricane in years.
Hurricane Milton: Hold my beer

by anthonyjomnesq December 2, 2024

Milton

Milton is a good friend of Zigic.

Oh! Milton is playing chess with Zigic again!
They are like couples

by WZY February 8, 2023